The Diary Effect!!

When you have a personal diary get ready to loose it! You will think you left it here..you think you left it there.. it will definitely won’t be in the place where it should be...check with your mother or your brother ?? they would have caught hold of it. Even if you have 1/20th of Murphy’s charm ..get ready to get screwed! There is the rule with personal diaries..if you have something thaaaat private get ready to get trespassed upon! Never ever be vociferous about your diary. That like a hundred percent effective suicide attempt! Never use codes in your diary cause initially you will think its all cool and no one can ever get past this protective guard..but in the long run you are going to forget who you were referring to and this my friend will kill the spirit of the diary..trust me! Nothing is worse than not knowing who you actually were abusing! When it comes to the appearance of your diary please please keep it in a way that nobody ever will even guess that ugly looking piece of paper pulp bound together will actually contain facts that can cause another Big Bang!!! Please don’t write anything like “do not invade privacy blah blah..” on your front page..what are you forcing those strangers who came across the diary “coincidentaly” to dig your grave! So here is the bottomline your diary may screw you someday...so until that fatefull day, goodluck!!!!