Twenty Twenty!!!

There are times in your life when you wonder what ever happened to the concept of time?? The clock ticks as it always does, maybe we are too caught up to notice what time it is. How I wish someone says “bad times come to an end too”!! huh do they... now where was I? Why this wayward discussion on time? I just realized I have lived for over two decades ( Hey! Im not a museum piece!) You may ask me whether I did not realize this while I was hogging my cake on the occasion of my twentieth (phew) birthday. I did , I definitely did. But it did not really hit me then. Now I play a different tune! Why is it so important that twenty is twenty.. Im not an archie card which goes “hey Im eighteen with two years experience” LAME! Or Im not going to go the Joey way saying “why me GOD why??” The fact is I don’t know what way I should be going?! Now lets take this analysis seriously. Obviously at twenty shouldn’t I, have done more? Ashley Tisdale is 20!! She is famous, has earned millions! Now logically speaking I never thought skipping music classes in my high school will end up with such disastrous consequences. If only I had realized that! Rafael Nadal was an awesome player when he was just 20!!!! Oh tennis was never my calling except on TV!! Rihanna was famous when she was 20!!!! I have already explained about my musical background! Alas I can go on and on but who hath the guts to get back the past??! Twenty years went by in a swirl! Hope is a good thing! I hope the next twenty years give me everything I want (ok ok atleast a few important things!) Now cheers to the next two decades and all of you watch out I say!!!

The Diary Effect!!

When you have a personal diary get ready to loose it! You will think you left it here..you think you left it there.. it will definitely won’t be in the place where it should be...check with your mother or your brother ?? they would have caught hold of it. Even if you have 1/20th of Murphy’s charm ..get ready to get screwed! There is the rule with personal diaries..if you have something thaaaat private get ready to get trespassed upon! Never ever be vociferous about your diary. That like a hundred percent effective suicide attempt! Never use codes in your diary cause initially you will think its all cool and no one can ever get past this protective guard..but in the long run you are going to forget who you were referring to and this my friend will kill the spirit of the diary..trust me! Nothing is worse than not knowing who you actually were abusing! When it comes to the appearance of your diary please please keep it in a way that nobody ever will even guess that ugly looking piece of paper pulp bound together will actually contain facts that can cause another Big Bang!!! Please don’t write anything like “do not invade privacy blah blah..” on your front page..what are you forcing those strangers who came across the diary “coincidentaly” to dig your grave! So here is the bottomline your diary may screw you someday...so until that fatefull day, goodluck!!!!

Long way ahead!

Necrophilia??? Necrophilia??? So what is necrophilia? To all my sensitive readers out there I’m telling you do not proceed further with this artilcle..I repeat do not! But reverse psychology makes us all its victim so I’m absolutely sure all of you want to read more! So here we go!! Necrophilia is the urge to have sexual relationship with a corpse! Yes as classy as that sounds I promise that’s the last distasteful line in this article. The newspaper stories sometimes amuse me so much! I read about necrophilia in one such story. That same day I read two whacked out stories. One was about this wife who divorced her husband ..Yes yes we all know divorce rates are sky rocketing. But why divorce?? She divorced him because she thought he cleans too much! (One wonders what Monica(F.R.I.E.N.D.S) might think!) Yes you read it right! No adultery nothing complex..He CLEANS too much! Now who forgot to say "a little hygiene is a dangerous thing"! I guess if we ask courts to record reasons for divorce all those sober judges would laugh heartily! Ah why amend court procedures. For we know where amendments can go or not go. The next article was about how this wife used Google to spy on her husband and how she found out he was cheating on her. That man was so sure his wife was fooled ,too bad he cannot sue Google now for his marital woes. So finally after all these amusing articles I turn the page. Here is a subtle self realization spiritual article dealing with Ram Navami! Oh ya we all celebrated Lord Rama's birthday (or did u guys forget??) I was thinking.. not of Rama or Hanuman but the fact that we have all come a long way since Ram!